Why do you drive in parkways, but park in driveways?
If you die cause you were alive, do you have to be dead to never die?
How do you fix a pumpkin that is cracked? With a “pumpkin patch”-my sister
A person goes up to a store and says I want a chicken,the younger the better, the owner says why not just get an egg?
Why do you bake cookies but cook bacon(“bake”-on)
Enjoy these jokes/funny thoughts, these will come daily,along with the normal posts!
-aaroosh
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